The Snow Scene
(The Fellowship is miserable, except for Legolas, who, for some reason, is having the time of his life)
Legolas: (throws a snowball, and it hits Gandalf in the head)
Gandalf: STOP THE MADNESS! (throws snowball at Legolas, but Legolas ducks and it hits Frodo instad)
Frodo: (Starts Crying)
At the scene where Gandalf can't get through the door
Gandalf: Blasted Door! It won't let me in! OPEN UP! I AM ALL- POWERFUL! (kicks door insanely)
Legolas: Um...Gandalf? Why don't you just say the password?
Gandalf: (Yelling at Legolas)WELL, I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TOO SHARE WITH US THAT THERE IS A PASSWORD NOW THAT I HAVE BROKEN MY FOOT! YOU'VE MADE FRODO CRY AGAIN!
Frodo: I'm not crying, i'm strong, i'm brave!
Aragorn: (sneaking up behind Frodo)BOO!
Frodo: (starts crying)
"I cannot do this alone" scene...
Frodo: I cannot do this alone...
Legolas: too bad!
(Fellowship walks away leaving Frodo crying)
The Fellowship is having a huge party to celebrate Aragorn's Birthday:
(Frodo is off in a corner looking at everyone have fun; Gimli brings in a bowl of punch; Frodo creeps over and takes a glass ; for some he reason gets drunk and his personality is temporarily reversed)
Frodo: Hey, Gimli, when did you grow a beard?
Gimli: Frodo, maybe you'd better sit down...
Frodo: No, man, i'm fine! i can take a hit! come on, you and me, out by the flag pole! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! (Stumbles over to Legolas, leaving Gimli scratching his head)
Frodo:(taps Legolas on the shoulder)HEYYYYYYYYY Legolas! I have to ask you something! (trips over his cape and is standing up again in 5 seconds; turns to Legolas) Will you marry me? (trips over cape again, and stands up hurridly)
Legolas: (who hadn't been listening untill just then) WHAT?!?!?
Frodo: Fine, if you won't marry me, then will you marry Sam? He's lonely, and he needs to LIVE! (spreads his cape like a bat and runs away, only to run into a wall)
Gimli: um...I think Frodo's dead...
Everyone: (cheers)
TO BE CONTINUED!