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*Note: These bloopers are fictional, I made them up for some fun. I don't own any of the LOTR characters either. Thanks to Bethany for the idea of fictional bloopers, and for posting my bloopers on your site!*

Note: Most of these Bloopers are Anti-Frodo but they are still funny!
 
 
Scene with Dark Riders
 (Frodo and the Fellowship are running from the Dark Riders, in any point in the movie, you pick, one of the Riders come up to Frodo who stops)
Dark Rider: "Can you please direct me to McDonnalds?"
 
 
"If you want him, come and claim him" scene
(Frodo is looking scared and Arwen turnes to say something to the Dark Riders)
Arwen: If you want him...go ahead and take him, I don't want him!
(Fellowship leave Frodo crying as the Dark Riders take him away)
 
Council Of Elrond
(Frodo has just volunteered to go on the journey, and everyone looks at Legolas so he can say "And you have my bow...")
Legolas: ....and you have my blessing, now get out of my site, you girlish-hobbit!
 
Scene where Arwen and Aragorn are kissing
(Aragorn and Arwen are kissing, when Aragorn's sword, which is hanging at his belt, pokes her in the leg)
Arwen: OW!!
Aragorn: um...sorry...
 

The Snow Scene
(The Fellowship is miserable, except for Legolas, who, for some reason, is having the time of his life)
Legolas:  (throws a snowball, and it hits Gandalf in the head)
Gandalf: STOP THE MADNESS! (throws snowball at Legolas, but Legolas ducks and it hits Frodo instad)
Frodo: (Starts Crying)
 
At the scene where Gandalf can't get through the door
Gandalf: Blasted Door! It won't let me in! OPEN UP! I AM ALL- POWERFUL! (kicks door insanely)
Legolas: Um...Gandalf? Why don't you just say the password?
Gandalf: (Yelling at Legolas)WELL, I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TOO SHARE WITH US THAT THERE IS A PASSWORD NOW THAT I HAVE BROKEN MY FOOT! YOU'VE MADE FRODO CRY AGAIN!
Frodo: I'm not crying, i'm strong, i'm brave!
Aragorn: (sneaking up behind Frodo)BOO!
Frodo: (starts crying)
 
 
"I cannot do this alone" scene...
Frodo: I cannot do this alone...
Legolas: too bad!
(Fellowship walks away leaving Frodo crying)
 
The Fellowship is having a huge party to celebrate Aragorn's Birthday:
(Frodo is off in a corner looking at everyone have fun;  Gimli brings in a bowl of punch; Frodo creeps over and takes a glass ; for some he reason gets drunk and his personality is temporarily reversed)
Frodo: Hey, Gimli, when did you grow a beard?
Gimli: Frodo, maybe you'd better sit down...
Frodo: No, man, i'm fine! i can take a hit! come on, you and me, out by the flag pole! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! (Stumbles over to Legolas, leaving Gimli scratching his head)
Frodo:(taps Legolas on the shoulder)HEYYYYYYYYY  Legolas! I have to ask you something! (trips over his cape and is standing up again in 5 seconds; turns to Legolas)  Will you marry me? (trips over cape again, and stands up hurridly)
Legolas: (who hadn't been listening untill just then) WHAT?!?!?
Frodo:  Fine, if you won't marry me, then will you marry Sam? He's lonely, and he needs to LIVE! (spreads his cape like a bat and runs away, only to run into a wall)
Gimli: um...I think Frodo's dead...
Everyone: (cheers)
TO BE CONTINUED!